My boyfriend's name is John. We have been dating for three years, and friends for around 7 years. He says that my humor is so dry that half the time he can't tell if I'm joking.
Ergo, he is very fun to tease.
One of my favorites:
Backstory: My hair is very, very curly.
John: Your hair looks so pretty.
Me: Thank you.
John: It's so straight! [I had straightened it that morning.]
Me: I know, it didn't curl today.
John: ...Really!? That's so funny.
Yes. That happened.
I love John. He is actually very smart.
Wasn't his best moment. But one of my favorites.